Is Porno & Pot~ better than Viagra ?


You bet your 'woodie' they are, at least for my Babe and I it is. We bong for boners. We've had so much success with Porno and/or Pot, we can't see why anybody, in their right mind, would want to take a synthetic pill for Erectile Dysfunction (ED) or anything - let alone the 'limps' - and not something natural. Like, dudes and babes out there, are you natural, or are you synthetic?
And, as with any synthetic drugs, there's a list a mile long of the known side effects. The unknown side effects usually come out of the 'big pharma closet' a year or so after the drugs have been on the market. After people have been swallowing them, and dying from them.
The known side effects, when the pill is first introduced and the ad hits the airwaves, are as follows: Diarrhea; dizziness; flushing; headache; heartburn; stuffy nose; upset stomach; are just for starters with Viagra. Do you feel like makin love when you have a cold?
And this is special how they always say, "Seek medical attention right away if any of these SEVERE side effects occur when using Viagra." ~Hell man. it was a doctor that gave us these damn things in the first place. Jeeeeze, we're dense. I hope the lot of us wear a condom so we don't have dense kids to worry with, and care for, when the hot babe downloads the repercussions of reproductions from your obedient boner.
Th un-known side effects are as follows: Severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); chest pain; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; memory loss; numbness of an arm or leg; one-sided weakness; painful or prolonged erection; ringing in the ears; seizure; severe or persistent dizziness; severe or persistent vision changes; sudden decrease or loss of hearing; sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes..... And we want to put your body through all this, just for a boner? Goodness, we are dense. Most men must have a larger brain there than they do at the top of your neck. And hey, I heard there's a 'Viagra' pill for women.
And if that doesn't give you some pause before you swallow one, or continue to swallow more: In 2000, researchers at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles did an analysis of 1,473 major adverse medical events involving the use of Viagra. There were 522 deaths, most involving cardiovascular causes developing within 4-5 hours of taking a 50 mg dose of Viagra. The majority of deaths occurred in patients who were less than 65 years of age and had no reported cardiac risk factors.
Say what? You didn't hear of the deaths associated with Viagra, as well as the other boner pills to hit the market by different drug companies? Well, that's because they want to keep selling them to you. And I suppose you haven't heard of natural boner remedies either. Well, here's one, or two, that will not only save you money and your health, and probably save your life. And you can also share these two ways with your lover before, or share them afterwards, and 'go at it' again. You will never have any side effects, other than smiling and having the best lay of your life, you will never, never overdose (OD), like with synthetic drugs that are mass produced only for the money and not our health. And, in most cases, one of these ways will work just fine without the other. But, if you are 55 or older, both of them together will work better than any big pharma pill can ever hope to achieve.
And, they will work so fast, I guarantee it, you wont have time to finish the joint. The video won't have a chance to get even a third of the way through the first act. There will be times when you, or your favorite squeeze, will be rollin a fatty or packin a bowl or loaden the vape and ..... your buddy, Johnson, will be knockin from under the coffee table.
But please, W A R N I N G always consult with your family doc doc before trying anything new to your medicine cabinet, like medical marijuana or pornography. No need to bother if you live in a 'un-MMJ-friendly' State of the union.
As for what strains are good for erectile dysfunction, I haven't the smokiest idea. Off hand I would say the sativa's are more conducive for the limps. Indica's would probably keep ya hangin, sleepy, sedated. But it could be the opposite experience for some people. I'll find the answers on Lord Google and post it below. Sorry, I would have more knowledge if I lived in the West, (around here they say vest) that way paranoia isn't involved in the learning process.
Best of luck to you and your loved-one or more. And remember, say no to drugs, unless the Doctor says it's OK.

Recently, 'Johnson' like Pavlov's dog, has been ready before I was able to even finish rollin a joint, let alone stick the DVD in. Could it be I'm on the road to recovery, and will be healed? This would never happen with drugs. Doctor's drugs aren't produced and made to heal, they are made for profit and residual income.  Period.



Indica vs Sativa



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